Hello, boys, I'm baaa-aaaccck!

I've been paid, the money-grubbing bastards who provide my internet connection have had their pound of flesh, I'm back online, and there's a slew of reviews in the pipeline, including a trashy Roger Corman cheapie, something dark and nasty from one of Korea's leading lights, another Giallo Sunday offering, and a double helping of Asia Argento.

Tomorrow, though, it's gothic drama a-go-go with Martin Scorsese. Book your tickets for the ferry crossing - we're off to Shutter Island.