Have you entered the caption competition yet?

The deadline: 19 December.

The challenge: come up with a bladder-looseningly funny caption for this still from ‘Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS’.

The prize: go here, check out the shortlist of movies I’m considering for the grand finale to the Winter of Discontent – the lucky winner gets to pick which movie gets the Agitation treatment.

My personal entry – if the competition rules didn’t disallow the blog owner from participating – would be the less than politically correct “Damn it, bitch, I said a black tie event. Not black Thai!”

It is my fervent hope that you can do better – much better – than that.

Send your entries to slainte@inbox.com and put “caption” or “competition” or something other that the usual “grow your penis an extra 6 inches” spam in the subject line.

Good night, and good luck.